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Socks and Space Aliens

Feb 8, 2009, 11:50:33 PM by ~TheEyedropperTheory
Literature / Poetry / General Poetry / Free Verse

Dear Space Alien…

One…
Please stop stealing my socks.

Two…
I really need my socks back.

Three…
Forget, you can keep them.

Four…
Ha! I bought thongs. No more socks for me!

Five…
Can I have my thongs back? Pretty please?

Six…
If I walk barefoot, will you steal my feet?

Seven…
I saw socks with Aliens on them today.
They reminded me of you so I bought them for you.

Eight…
Thanks for giving me my socks and thongs back.
I knew you were just looking for the perfect pair for you.

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Jun 10, 2011, 4:49:30 AM by ~TheEyedropperTheory
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All the best South Park couples have words as their couple names.
(Except Stenny)

No, seriously people. Haven't you noticed?
Creek (officially my absolute favourite SP couple), Dip (Also amazing I have decided), Cutters, Bunny, Style, Sip (which is kind of strange...).

Though I will admit it's not just the best ones that make words. There's also Bed, Bendy, Bribe, Buddy, Candy, Jitters, Mutters, Ran and Sip.

I just thought it was worth mentioning.

(Seriously though, draw/write me some Creek action. I think it's even beating ZADR. Those are some big boots to fill.)

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Natalie Rose
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Salutations~

Just a few tidbits:
- I live in the wonderful Land Down Under
- I'm currently in my last year of high school, less than three months off graduating
- I'm legal, but not legal enough, so you can guess from that range
- I want to discover an alien race some day, even if it's only a single celled microbe
- Or at least a planet or two
- I hope to some day work for NASA, preferably, but not necessarily, in the SETI department
- I would also love to advance my (rather lacking) photography and digital art skills, as well as become more confident with my traditional
- You can keep your cattle, I have a YAK

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*birthdays Dec 20, 2011

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's December 20^th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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